Beer Time

It is well known that time can also be measured in increments of 'beers drunk' using a standard bottle size, but what of people that do not drink beer?

Notwithstanding that they are missing out on one of the greatest pleasures known to man (and real women), we have decided to release the following for general distribution in order to educate the common man.

The scientists at friendsofthekakiebos have taken time out of their busy days spent replicating their favourite movies in paper mache, in order to come up with a formula that can be used to calculate the Beer Time of other drinks using the below chart.

Simply multiply the Number of drinks with the Conversion factor and the Multiple Factor to discover how much time has passed.

N x C x M = BT

Where N is Number of drinks, C is the Conversion factor, M is the Multiple factor and BT is Beer Time.

A Draught beer converts to 1.47 standard beer bottles, for those who were wondering.

The conversion chart can also be downloaded here.