No Pay, No Porn

'An ANTI-porn activist has expressed dismay that a 24-hour satellite sex channel is planned for SA early next year.

The channel will be titled PSat. The P is for porn.

Errol Naidoo, a long-time opponent of porn and the director of the Family Policy Institute (FPI) in Cape Town, said yesterday: “We will vehemently oppose this.” '

And the article from iol.co.za goes on, explaining the detail.

Go to google and enter 'Porn Subscription', it returns over 8 million results.

This fucknut is worried about one channel that you have to pay for to get? That you cannot access on your phone or tablet where ever you are? That you actually have to go home to watch?

A Channel that will be pretty mainstream and not as extreme as the stuff you can find on google.

Really! Can you be more ridiculous?

There is a thing called freedom of choice, which if you choose to exercise it and go through the effort of setting up a debit order and paying money every month, should not be an issue for anyone else but you.

Click here for more detail: http://www.africansatellite.net/astra_4_top_tv.php

14th of Feb

In the year of our lord two hundred and forty nine,
One poor martyr, with the name Valentine;
Was made to suffer and tortured till dead,
Now we celebrate love and going to bed.

The dungeon master was so very cruel,
He lashed him with whips and nails, not cool.
Now we go forth and buy undies with feather,
And all sorts of toys, and garments of leather.

What once was a dream, nay a true fact,
That he’d rather die, than sign the devil’s pact;
Is now a big farce of chocolates and roses,
Of lovers and admirers, statements and poses.

Do you not think it would truly vex,
St Valentine to find, we celebrate sex.

Playing with Numbers

More blacks live in homes which are fully paid for than any other race group, the SA Institute of Race Relations said on Monday. (Now before the Ghost of Terblanche gets all in a knot and Pieter Mulder calls up Mr. Constand, read on a bit.)

The study conducted by the SAIRR found some 60 percent of black households in the country had fully paid-up the homes in which they lived in 2009, compared to 46 percent for other race groups. (Can we be more specific here? 46% average across or for all other Race groups?)

The institute said the higher home ownership figures for blacks could be explained by the transfer of government-subsidised houses. (Thus only fully paid for in theory...)

In the country's two most affluent provinces, Gauteng and the Western Cape, 34 and 42 percent of households respectively had fully paid off their homes.

The less wealthy Eastern Cape and Limpopo had higher home ownership figures, with 71 percent of households in both provinces having paid off their homes.

"The total number of households that owned and had fully paid off their homes, out of a total of 13.8 million South African households, was just over 56 percent. Out of the total fully paid homes, male-headed households made up 56 percent and female 44 percent." Seventy percent of all households headed by women had fully paid off their homes, while only half the households headed by men had fully paid up theirs. - Sapa

If you are fully confused about the numbers now, allow us to make it worse.

The author states in the first sentence that "more blacks...than any other race group" but the rest of the figures do not reflect this except for the blanket statement of 46%.

The next question we have then is the breakdown of the 46% and how it is made up. Can we not use the standard of 'per 100 000'? Then you can really compare, as it will be shack with shacks.

And speaking of which, what counts as a home? Does the 60% include shacks and are they thus fully paid up? We can only hope not.

With around 50 million people in SA of which 79.4% are black, that gives us 10.96 million black households with 1 732 604 still living in shacks according to the same SAIRR.

Now the 2001 census data reflects the following:

The percentage of Black African households that have a flush or chemical toilet is 41.9%. Refuse is removed from 45.3% of Black African households by the municipality at least once a week, and 11.0% have no rubbish disposal. Some 17.9% of Black Africans have running water inside their dwelling, 51.7% have running water on their property, and 80.2% have access to running water. The percentage of Black African households using electricity for cooking is 39.3%, for heating, 37.2%, and for lighting, 62.0%. - wikipedia

60% have houses that are paid, but not all of them have a flush toilet, refuse removal, nor running water or electricity. So what is actually the good news?

Very pretty piece of writing, but it does not address all the issues.

Just a quick gloss over some facts that attempt to make the government look good and ourselves content, but without proper in-depth analysis of anything else that is important.

We can move into a tent and thus count as a household with a fully paid home, but would that really be acceptable?

Pornography is Catholic

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Oooohhh...my scar is nicer...

A third of children have admitted faking a serious disorder to emulate celebrities, according to a survey. Phantom illnesses include eating disorders and depression.
The youngsters claim they have been influenced by celebrities who speak openly about their problems - such as Kerry Katona, 30, who suffers from bipolar disorder.
The study, for online therapy service Mentaline.com, questioned 1,192 British youngsters aged 12 to 17.
It found one in ten thought mental illnesses were “trendy” with half of those believing it made people “unique”. Some 16 per cent said celebrity sufferers had made mental conditions “fashionable”.
The top five faked problems were: Eating disorders (22 percent); self harming (17 percent); addiction (13 percent); depression (12 percent); bipolar disorder (nine percent). - Daily Mail

What the Fuck?

Hasn't it been bad enough with the Emo assholes thinking that everything is bad and they better attempt suicide for attention?

No you just cut yourselve to be cool or fit in, to sport the latest scar tissue or coolest blood spatter design on your wall or floor.

I can imagine that pretty soon there will be special stencil sets available from the local stationary or hardware shop, so that you can also get different designs. If it catches on, pretty soon you can get the specialised equipment from your local art supply distributor. Imagine if it becomes the next big trendy art medium?

But in that case I would like to commission 50 or so people for the first Interactive Blood and Razor Show. Six hours of Guts and Gore!

I you can sit through the whole performance you will receive your own complimentary knife, and a small souvenir vial of blood.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go and throw up my lunch onto a piece of canvas for the follow up performance.

Dope, Dope, Dopamine

"Whether it's the Beatles or Beethoven, people like music for the same reason they like eating or having sex: It makes the brain release a chemical that gives pleasure, a new study says.

The brain substance is involved both in anticipating a particularly thrilling musical moment and in feeling the rush from it, researchers found.

While dopamine normally helps us feel the pleasure of eating or having sex, it also helps produce euphoria from illegal drugs. It's active in particular circuits of the brain.


The tie to dopamine helps explain why music is so widely popular across cultures, Robert Zatorre and Valorie Salimpoor of McGill University in Montreal write in an article posted online Sunday by the journal Nature Neuroscience. " - iol.co.za

Wouldn't the ultimate party drug then be a synthesis of Dopamine? Imagine popping a pill that gives you the rush and pleasure of drugs, sex and good music all at the same time.

And I suppose you could heighten the effect by listening to your favourite band while having sex covered in Cocaine.

That would be my kind of dream!

The Kruger Connection

Through diligent research and spending hours cooped up in a local estaminet, studying their documents, we have unearthed the following striking discoveries:
Stephanus Johannes Paulus Kruger has 29 letters

Usamah bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Ladin has 32 letters

29 minus 32 is three

Paul Kruger was born on 10 October 1825, Osama bin Ladin on March 10 1957, exactly 132 years later

Both were born on the tenth day of the month, one on 10/10 and the other on 10/03

Note how often the three repeats, three times so far

Paul Kruger has 10 letters, Osama bin Ladin has 13 letters, once again the one has three more than the other

Paul Kruger also only had three months education and his second wife died in 1901, Bin Ladin organized the events for 9/11

At the age of 57 Kruger was elected President, note the repeat of 57

Both were intimately involved in freeing their countries and organizing a resistance movement when the time came to do so against invading forces

Kruger died in 1904 and bin Ladin's citizenship was revoked in 1994

Numerically there are too many coincidences to think that there may not be a link between the two
They both sport the same type of beard, according to bin Ladin it is part of his religious doctrine, but we think that there may be another reason... the shape of the noses reveals it all.

Wheels of Change

Move slower than anything else, sometimes.

Forget about the queen, in fact: abolish the monarchy, turn Britain into a dictatorship and let the Communists rule for a couple decades.

All this traditional crap will go away, the bears will live a bit longer and the Guards can go out and get a real job instead of standing around like a bunch of poofters in their fur.

Why should a senseless tradition past its time be the cause for the slaughter of wild animals?

Of course, the traditions are necessary for the well-being of the British, but perhaps they can be placated with a nice plate of bangers and mash or some corned beef.

Naked demonstrators shock guards in London

May 22 2006 at 03:15AM
London - Seventy naked demonstrators lay piled on top of each other on the steps near St Paul's Cathedral in central London on Sunday to protest the use of real bearskin in the hats of the Queen's Guard.
The animal rights activists lay in the drizzling rain for 20 minutes.
They claimed that a whole Canadian black bear is needed to produce each hat.

The Queen's Guard usually consists of Foot Guards in uniforms of red tunics and bearskins.

A spokesperson for the British defence ministry said that attempts to find an alternative to bearskin had so far proven unsatisfactory.

Synthetic materials, he explained, lose their shape and get too heavy when it rains. - Sapa-AFP

It's Muti Time

Following the example of Mexico, we are now offering a do-it-yourself muti kit to help you in your quest to have your choice of president.

Seeing that the emails were proven false and there is allegations of plotting coming from both sides with the rest divided over everything, we thought that it was time for the people to speak up for a change.

You can now order your muti kit online by visiting our

store and decide for yourself who will become the next pres of this country by making sure that the man or woman of your choice is voted into power.

Voodoo dolls get the vote in Mexico
May 30 2006 at 12:50PM
Mexico - Voodoo dolls of presidential election candidates have gone on sale in Mexico.

Manufacturer Alberto Nava is selling the Vuducratas dolls for £6 (about R73,50) each, reports UOL Noticias Populares.

The dolls have the politicians' faces and come with needles and a map that show the best areas to put them.

A needle in the left eye is supposed to make the politician more transparent, a needle in the heart denotes honesty, while the right hand is for common sense.

Mr Nava said: "It is like long distance acupuncture." - Ananova.com