Consider the irony...You decide to finally join Facebook because you feel left out. Then you suddenly get all these new friends, some of them from school. The next step is to look up the hot girl from math class that you never stood a chance with, maybe she is married or divorced, else still single and you are in luck. You friend her and then you don't know what to do anymore, exhausted all your options, you play around with messages and wall posts until you get bored.
Until one day you get the light bulb idea, let's Poke her!
Seriously, now you have entered the territory of virtual sex without having to mess around in chat rooms and looking for Hottie18 or Stan24.
With over 600 million users, if only a quarter of them Pokes one person per day, that is still 150 million Pokes a day.
According to the Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, there are only 120 million instances per day of people doing it for real.
So definitely more cyber Poking going on then, but it does not stop there.
So get in there and become a fan of Poke! Or you can even Poke yourself.
Just so long as it does not get any worse.
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